Q. What are Lu brand Le Petit Ecolier Biscuits?
A. "Butter biscuits topped with pure milk chocolate". And stamped with an effeminate French schoolboy onthem.
Q. Are they edible?
A. Edible? DEVOURABLE.
Q. Are they cookie or candy?
A. The scientific proven Missing Link betwixt BOTH.
Q. What do they want?
Q. Can they be stopped?