Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Questions regarding Answers

Q. Do all questions have answers?

A. No. Some questions have long drawn out sighs of exasperation.

Q. Like this one?

A. *sigh* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

Q. Which is more important, the question, or the answer?

A. A great deal of people might say that the question is just as important as the answer. They are wrong. Usually, they are white people who own New Age tzotchke stores and talk about their "Native American ancestry" like they're talking about D&D characters, and are usually wearing airbrushed wolf t-shirts. The answer is the key part of the interaction, otherwise you're just talking with a slight upward lilt and that is annoying (plz see yesterday's post).

Q. Do you not like New Agers?

A. I have no real opinion on New Agers, I'm just against airbrushed wolf t-shirts.

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